Speedball
Also known as Corners, or Beerball, Speedball is a fast-paced team drinking game where players throw a ping pong ball across a table to hit their opponents’ cans. When a can is hit, the throwing team races to chug their beer as fast as possible while the other team retrieves the ball as fast as possible, making it a chaotic mix of accuracy, speed, and quick reactions. Here you can check out the official teams, track their performances and how their skill develops, and see how many victories they can achieve.
Official Rules
- • Throw from your side only; elbows can't cross the table.
- • Hits count even if the ball deflects off people or objects.
- • Defenders must keep ball control and yell "stop", or "table". If the ball is dropped, attackers can keep drinking.
- • No blocking, kicking, or intentional interference.
- • No crossing the table edge before the ball is thrown.
Supplementary Rules
- Double Hit: Hit both enemy drinks? You and your teammate get to drink until the ball is retrieved.
- Return Hit: Ball hits enemy, bounces back to your drink? Take a free gulp.
- Self-Hit Penalty: Hit only your own drink? Finish it and get a new one.
- Friendly Fire: Hit only your own teammate's drink? They must finish it and get a new one.
- Cheating Consequence: If a player is caught using banned tech or shady tactics, the opposing team may impose a fair advantage (e.g. extra throw, longer drink).
Banned Tech
- • No Marshmallows.
- • No Straws.
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Official Speedball Teams
Dr. Speed & Mr. Ball
Members: Pat, Nathan
Total Game Wins: 192
Tournament Wins: 2
Pongstars
Members: Gabe, Mickii
Total Game Wins: 4
Nutbusters
Members: Layla, Jordan
Total Game Wins: 1
Diversity Quota
Members: Micki Stabz, Thomas
Total Game Wins: 1
Beans & Rice
Members: Johnny, Marvin
Total Game Wins: 2
Waiting to lay Pipe
Members: Jonah, Will
Total Game Wins: 2
Previous Tournaments
Summer Speedball Tournament - August 17, 2025
Round 1
Sober Sluts vs Pongstars
Winners: Sober Sluts
Round 2
Dr. Speed & Mr. Ball vs Beans & Rice
Winners: Dr. Speed & Mr. Ball
Round 3
Nutbusters vs Waiting to lay Pipe
Winners: Waiting to lay Pipe
Round 4
Dr. Speed & Mr. Ball vs Sober Sluts
Winners: Dr. Speed & Mr. Ball
Round 5
Pongstars vs Diversity Quota
Winners: Diversity Quota
Round 6
Waiting to lay Pipe vs Beans & Rice
Winners: Waiting to lay Pipe
Round 7
Diversity Quota vs Nutbusters
Winners: Nutbusters
Finals (Round 8)
Dr. Speed & Mr. Ball vs Waiting to lay Pipe
Champions: Dr. Speed & Mr. Ball
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